CENTER FOR THE FAIR TREATMENT OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
The English language gives us so much. It gives us the ability to communicate with each other. It allows us to express our thoughts and desires through the use of words. It gives us books. What do we give it in return? Abuse. Every day fangirls and fanboys abuse the English language to the point of absurdity. So far, this abuse has been localized to the internet and a few private, handwritten notes passed in classes behind the teacher's back. However, it is our firm belief that if we do not stop the abuse at its source, it will only grow. How long before corporate memos are written in internet speak? How long before college term papers start to abuse these innocent letters as well? That is why we've created the Center for the Fair Treatment of the English Language.