The Wall Sayeth! 

On the very rare occasion that a bumper sticker intrigues me enough
that I actually want to purchase it, said bumper sticker does not go on
my bumper, because the only things I want permanent in my life, are
the wife, the boyfriend, the parents, and the cats.  Instead, they are
taped to the wall, and they say this:

If we are what we eat,
I'm fast, cheap and easy!
©1996Instant Attitudes

It's a control-freak thing,
I won't let you understand
©1996 Instant Attitudes

I may be schizophrenic,
But at least I'll always
have each other
©1999 Pegasus Publishing

Once you pull the pin
from Mr. Grenade, he is
no longer your friend.
©1995 Instant Attitudes

Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic
insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they
might be the dog that's out to get them?
©1997 Instant Attitudes

I have multiple personalities.
Can we drive in the HOV lane?
©2000 Pegasus Publishing

Eagles soar, but a weasel never
gets sucked into a jet engine.
©1995 Pegasus Publishing

Anime: Drugs would be cheaper
©1997 Pegasus Publishing